Lawless bears

Aaaaaand we're back to having very little to say. Do you guys read what's written over here? Or do you read the comic first?


So finally I actually have something to say with one of these comics. Three things:
1) thank you Drew
2) What the fuck is your problem out there on the marathon course? I understand you guys want to run but I gotta get to work. That's right assholes, for some of us the outdoors is not some secret hidden level of the gym. And no, I am not ripped, I ain't "carved out of wood." I just ride my bike to work and school every day, take public transport, and don't drive my goddamn Canyonero to the stadium parking lot so I can run a few miles while people scream at me that I'm amazing. So how bout you run your little race and let me ride my bike in the opposite direction without screaming at me to keep out of your way and shouting "look out look out look out look out look out look out," when I go past your tables with all the tiny cups. I do this route EVERY DAY, sorry I use wheels and don't have shorts riding up my ass while I do it. I guess one day out of the year I'd deserve a fucking cup of glucose if I did it that way.
3) Not you, I like you.
4) This was probably the most satisfying comic I have ever made.


I've posted 151 times. That's as many as boingboing does in a weekday. Suck it, boingboing.

It really happened

my sister really likes cats but she treats like someone from the city might treat a horse. As soon as they turn to face her or try to wrestle she's like "oh woah, okay, woah there, woah, stop."

Swimming in the River, part 1

Two days with no new comics! It's a caution what doin' art will do to your art doin's. Also I bought a new kettle for the office:


it's been a few days since we've "rapped," my friends. I am getting ready to hang up some art, and although this hanging is in the real world and on walls I want to assure you that I have not forgotten you, virtual viewers. Here are the flyers I made for the show, sort of.


The redone version of the comic above will go up tomorrow.

Blink Powers

So we're listening to Malcolm Gladwell talk about stuff, and a lot of it's pretty cool. It has not yet conferred any super-powers.


I wanted to share this photo with you, this is a photo that I thought people should see, I know it's not a comic, but still I think it counds as amusing. If it doesn't look like anything to you, thank the lord for your still untarnished eyeballs.

Maybe he thinks you could use the handle like a roller?

Progress Bar

Dedicated to Beth Greene. Beth Greene, now something that you are involved with is on the internet, please freak out.

I'ma goin' China

It's actually a lot more difficult, but if you've taught in the humanitites in college you should really look into it.

Doin' Everything

In reality I was jus' makin' faces, but I can't draw that so good.

You Are Free?

Sara actually does beleive in Gods, despite what The Dragon may say in panel three. Besides, who would grandfather be?

Honorifics, part 1

I promise this will make less sense tomorrow

Four Friends

Man those were good coffees. Caitlin I tried to get you to be the color of a Bearcat.


I am actually selling something if you guys want to buy something! Write to tobyfee[at]gmail[dot]com and you can buy one of a thousand pitchers of corvids for five dollars

A new joke about gettting a B.S. degree

This is what my wife came up with. Also honeymoons are nice, I recommend 'em.